'Dr.' Laura explains race relations to you all.

November 29 2010: 'Dr.' Laura has finally announced her future career plans to a world breathless with anticipation:

She's going to do a radio show! Wow, that'll be new and different.

She is blazing her way down the Howard Stern trail to satellite radio in an attempt to preserve her First Amendment right to say the N-word without fear or retribution.

Godspeed, snarky Dr. Wacko.

'Dr.' Laura: "The first and most important thing that appealed to me was the freedom to speak my mind without advertisers and affiliates being attacked by activist groups that just love to censor anything they don't agree with. That just about made my heart and head explode."

Translation: "I want to exercise my freedom of speech without anybody else exercising theirs."