Let's Get Fashionable.

Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Dolls Strikes Again!

March 1 2010: The very day we unveiled the original Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Dolls, the New York Times ran an article speculating on what a Sarah Palin paper doll would look like in other people's wardrobes.

We immediately began speculating on that ourselves, and in the process of our research, we discovered to our happy amazement that there are a LOT of women running countries all over the world. It makes the U.S.A. look pretty backward, frankly.

Palin came to Central Florida in mid March as part of her ongoing "Me! Me! Me!" Tour, and attacked Rep. Alan Grayson. If you have a sense of humor you will love his response. CLICK HERE TO READ IT and laugh your socks off!!!

Is Sarah Palin GOD???

"See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands; your walls are ever before me." -- Isaiah 49:16

	Behold ... the hand of God?

March 9 2010: The Bible quote above proves that God and Sarah are one and the same. They both write on the palms of their hands, and they both believe in building walls. Coincidence? I think not.

Also, note that the quote is from the Old Testament -- so if you happen to be Jewish, you still have to believe in Palin's divinity.

Even in the face of this obvious evidence, I wasn't convinced right away. I had to pray about it. "Yo, God," I prayed mightily, "Sarah, is that you?"

A mighty clap of thunder sounded. The skies opened, and a mighty hand descended from the heavens toward me. I was frozen, unable to move, as the great hand of heaven pointed straight at ME! As I struggled to catch my breath and tried to believe what I was seeing with mine own eyes, the Almighty Hand slowly opened. And there I saw the writing. It said:

"Energy, budget tax cuts, lift America's spirits."

As if that weren't enough, God's voice boomed across the land and spake unto me, saying: "Don't know what I'm gonna do in 2012. Keepin' my options open, you betcha. We need to ..."and suddenly God paused, then cast an omnipotent glance at the palm of the hand and continued: "... lift America's spirits."

"America definitely could use a lift," I agreed with the Almighty, "but I don't know if we can wait till 2012."

"SILENCE!" God cried out, with a voice that split one of my eardrums. "Perhaps you will not have to wait. Maybe Obama's death panels will send you to your great reward before that time!"

"I'm more likely to get there if we don't get health insurance reform this year," I wryly observed.

And that's when God got real chatty. I learned all kinds of holy crap about God's early days, and how when anyone in the God family was sick they'd all jump in the station wagon and drive up to Canada for a heapin' helpin' of that gawdawful socialized medicine there also; God chuckled, "Isn't that ironic?"

"Do you think?" I replied. "A little too ironic. Yeah, I really do think."

So now I'm starting to wonder if maybe God isn't really Alanis Morrisette ...? It makes sense. Alanis is Canadian, and maybe God doesn't want all us Americans hogging up all their universal health care like Sarah's family did.

Watch our video about the rapture, featuring recorded remarks by Our Mother Who Art In Heaven Alaska.

Volume 3 of a never-ending series.

February 12 2010: Jesus loves me, this I know, because Sarah Palin keeps opening her big flapping mouth, and out plops comedy gold.

When I did the first version of Sarah Palin Mad Libs I thought it would be the last. Now I know there will always be more. Sarah Palin is a satirist's job security.

Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Dolls.

December 24 2009: A NOTE ABOUT THE SARAH PALIN virtual PAPER DOLL: There are no body doubles in this game. All selections are outfits Sarah Palin has worn, and are taken from photos of her. All accessories are also taken from photos of Sarah Palin.

On a personal level, I feel victorious -- I figured out how to create a drag-and-drop image. On the first day it was online, a friend complained that he was unable to put the "Valley Trash" T-shirt on Todd. I think I've managed to fix that and I welcome your suggestions for additions and/or improvements. Shoot me an e-mail right here.

Update December 30 2009: This same friend has made some wild suggestions that would admittedly make the paper doll a lot more fun. At the same time, the New York Times came out with an article that speculated about what Sarah Palin would look like if she dressed like Michelle Obama. So I think it's a fair suspicion that we'll have a new version of the Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Doll in the near future. -- Janice Leber, Chopped Liver Productions

We Were Right.

You betcha!

January 11 2010: It doesn't happen often, so we have to crow when we're proven right. And six months ago, Chopped Liver Productions demonstrated a keen grasp of the obvious when we speculated -- correctly, as I do not hesitate to point out -- that Sarah Palin was leaving the Alaska statehouse to work for the Fox "News" Network. Today that tidbit of data was dropped into our national consciousness, which gives us a perfect opportunity to remind you of how much fun it is to play with our Sarah Palin Virtual Paper Dolls.

Here without further adieu is a relevant section from our blog post from July 6, 2009:

Sarah Palin believes. Oh Lord, how the girl does believe -- in Sarah Palin. Nothing, not Todd, nor Trig, nor Our Troops, nor America, not even God his Mighty Own Self clutches Sarah's faith so tightly. Anything that happens to advance the cause of Sarah Palin is godly and good by its very nature. The only reason she would give up being a Chief Executive is because something better, something more powerful and possibly more lucrative has come along. And that -- OBVIOUSLY -- is what compelled Sarah Palin to say adios to her gig as governor barely halfway through one term.

She's going to work for Fox.

She's going to have her say there on the ol' TV, where Bristol and Piper and the boys can watch Mom every night, it'll be just like she's RIGHT THERE, by golly. She'll be all glamorous and opinionated and Fox viewers will eat her up with a spoon.

Best of all, there will be a constant, sympathetic spotlight bathing her in the glow of approbation. This is SO WAY MUCH BETTER than, like, governing and stuff...

In today's news bucket, we also learned that Sarah Palin told the McCain campaign staff she wasn't nervous about running for VP because it was God's will that McCain chose her as his running mate. Which, if true, is proof positive that God wanted Obama to be elected.

Mad Libs With Sarah.

Volume 2: Wherein We Learn We Right All Along -- She's Crazy!

November 24 2009: We tried to stop ourselves from making fun of Sarah Palin's tendency to mix words together indiscriminately -- again -- but once again, we couldn't help it. She JUST ... KEPT ... TALKING! This time we threw in some videotape evidence -- but don't worry, we kept them grainy and low-quality. We think Sarah looks much better pixelated.

In particular, check out the video that comes after question #4, where she's explaining to Bill O'Reilly about why she's qualified to be President of the United States of America. I don't think a Doctor of English Grammar could diagram that sentence, and only a bonafide Sarah Palin groupie would admit to understanding it.

Mad Libs with Sarah

Vol. 1: The Original Word Salad Game.

July 30 2009: Sarah Palin saved the best for last and resigned as Alaska governor with a speech for the ages. I can't get her words out of my head. Believe me, I tried. This game of Mad Libs seems to help ease the pain so I offer it to the cyber-universe as a public service.

Why Sarah Quit.

July 6 2009: Sarah Palin believes. Oh Lord, how the girl does believe -- in Sarah Palin. Nothing, not Todd, nor Trig, nor Our Troops, nor America, not even God his Mighty Own Self clutches Sarah's faith so tightly. Anything that happens to advance the cause of Sarah Palin is godly and good by its very nature.

The only reason she would give up being a Chief Executive is because something better, something more powerful and possibly more lucrative has come along. And that -- OBVIOUSLY -- is what compelled Sarah Palin to say adios to her gig as governor barely halfway through one term.

She's going to work for Fox.

She's going to have her say there on the ol' TV, where Bristol and Piper and the boys can watch Mom every night, it'll be just like she's RIGHT THERE, by golly. She'll be all glamorous and opinionated and Fox viewers will eat her up with a spoon.

Best of all, there will be a constant, sympathetic spotlight bathing her in the glow of approbation. This is SO WAY MUCH BETTER than, like, governing and stuff.

How could she say no? How could she let a government job get in the way of all that fame and fortune? And why would you not believe what I'm saying is patently obvious? This has been her dream since forever -- a national platform, the love and lust of millions.

All of this rang clear as a bell throughout her rambling, incoherent press conference, but one additional fact became increasingly obvious as she spoke: This girl is crazy as a loon. She is narcissistic and utterly insane. Her grasping ambition (reminiscent of Evita Peron -- don't cry for me, Great White North) and disregard for actual qualifications (yuck, they're not, like, relevant) are sociopathic in their scope. She will do ANYTHING to get ahead.

Governor of Alaska? Feh. An opportunity far more valuable in her eyes has presented itself. Somebody has given her an offer she would be even CRAZIER to refuse.

Click here to watch our video about Sarah and the coming of The Rapture