Vol. 1: The Original Word Salad Game.

July 30 2009: Sarah Palin saved the best for last and resigned as Alaska governor with a speech for the ages. I can't get her words out of my head. Believe me, I tried. This game of Mad Libs seems to help ease the pain so I offer it to the cyber-universe as a public service.

Volume 2: Wherein We Learn We Right All Along -- She's Crazy!

November 24 2009: We tried to stop ourselves from making fun of Sarah Palin's tendency to mix words together indiscriminately -- again -- but once again, we couldn't help it. She JUST ... KEPT ... TALKING! This time we threw in some videotape evidence -- but don't worry, we kept them grainy and low-quality. We think Sarah looks much better pixelated.

In particular, check out the video that comes after question #4, where she's explaining to Bill O'Reilly about why she's qualified to be President of the United States of America. I don't think a Doctor of English Grammar could diagram that sentence, and only a bonafide Sarah Palin groupie would admit to understanding it.

Volume 3 of a never-ending series.

February 12 2010: Jesus loves me, this I know, because Sarah Palin keeps opening her big flapping mouth, and out plops comedy gold.

When I did the first version of Sarah Palin Mad Libs I thought it would be the last. Now I know there will always be more. Sarah Palin is a satirist's job security.