Our boy has gone so crazy so FAST.

September 4 2009: The right-wing blowhards fomenting paranoia and rampant fear are not funny -- their impact on fragile minds is way scary. But Fox's poster boy for universal mental health care is so far off the deep end it's hard to resist giving him a little airspace.

What happened to little Glenn so very long ago that made him the deeply troubled little man he is today? What made him so fearful of black men that he's invented a vast army of Obama militants that are watching his doorstep for the day they can take him and all right-thinking Americans away to Socialist concentration camps?

At least, I think that's what he's worried about. It's a bit hard to tell.

One thing's for sure: He's not going to learn how to spell "oligarchy" any time soon.